Get your Sarah Palin 2009 calendars here ... no, really. - San Francisco Gate
The answer -- a big yes -- is exemplified by what the conservative online site NewsMax is hawking on its Web site: A 2009 Sarah Palin calendar . Not a Jeb Bush calendar. Not a Bobby Jindal calendar. Not Huck. Thirteen flippin' months of Palin ...
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Thrills! Laughs! It's the Barack Obama Variety Hour! Already? - San Francisco Gate
Remember all those deep dish analyses a few months ago wondering whether we'd ever be able to make fun of a president again in a Barack Obama world? Would Jon Stewart or Jimmy Kimmel really step up in the face of all that public adoration and ...
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Question time - Guardian Unlimited
The singing, because I have to do more of it. I don't have to do that much dancing and it's probably easier to work my bad dancing so that it looks funny rather than rubbish, whereas if we hit a wrong note, that's just a wrong note. Tell me about ...
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Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carey do Hawaii. - Fashion
Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy decided to finally allow their careers to wash up in the tropical destination of Hawaii. I know, that?s mean, but really, when was the last time one of these two had a movie worth seeing? Answer: Very long. Hey, having ...
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Comic Lampanelli continues a long tradition - Pittsburgh Tribune Review
Memo to incoming president: Send insult comic Lisa Lampanelli to Afghanistan. She'll have the Taliban begging for mercy. The caustic "Queen of Mean" doesn't just dish. She breaks the dish over the heads of her targets, who include blacks, Hispanics ...
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Jokes/Funny Stuff!: Coffee and Viagra - Home of Sport
An Irish woman "of a certain age" visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?", asked the doctor. "Not a chance," replied the woman. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," said the ...
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Tampa Bay Lightning Nuts and Bolts - St. Petersburg Times
The Lightning?s Jamie Heward is taken off the ice on a stretcher after being checked into the glass by Alex Ovechkin. Jamie Heward has been down this road before. The Lightning defenseman, who Thursday sustained a concussion when run from behind ...
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Manohla Dargis' Campaign to Convince Us She Really Gets Synecdoche ... - Gawker
Did you see Synecdoche, New York ? Was the Charlie Kaufman film weird and brilliant, or just too wannabe-weird and unfathomable? The New York Times ' Manohla Dargis is heavily in the former camp. Like, heavily. First there was her glowing review ...
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Sweet Potato Queen: Fattening food heals all wounds - Jackson Clarion-Ledger
Jill Conner Browne stirs the bowl of Texas Cornbread (not really cornbread but why quibble?), admiring the dough's sheen and shimmy. "There's so much oil, it just slides around," the "Boss" Sweet Potato Queen says, more tickled than horrified at this ...
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School Daze (1988) - Chud.com
My first impression of this was that it's definitely a transition between She's Gotta Have It and Do the Right Thing. There's the more light hearted antics of Gotta Have It mostly centered around Half-Pint and the frat guys (the way they all kept ...
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